The following a bio for a dating site that reveals the painful truths that people have about themselves, but would never include in a bio. Enjoy.

My physical symptoms are almost as bad as my emotional ones. I have trouble getting to sleep, can’t stay asleep, and wake up way too soon. Once I am up, I’m generally tired and irritable all day due to numerous body aches and pains.

I don’t enjoy doing much. My hobbies are watching TV, surfing on the computer, eating, and resting. I pretty much enjoy being isolated and alone most of the time. I also enjoy fireworks, bowling, and short walks on the beach.

I don’t like crowds or loud noises(like fireworks). I can only handle excitement in short bursts, before I am ready for peace and quiet.

I will go along with just about anything if it gets me a few friends or keeps the peace, but I have a profound fear of ridicule and being judged. I do however, tend to judge the hell out of everyone else; to my own detriment.

I like to achieve and accomplish things on my own. I rarely ever ask for help. The old adage; if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. I guess that’s why I never get much done. No energy and so much to do; it buries me sometimes. I guess this is how horders are born!

I never get very close to anyone and rarely allow anyone to get very close to me, even though I strive to please people until I feel like a cog in a machine. I fear commitment AND being shit on through abandonment. It’s all one big neat package! It’s a lose lose situation!

I have lost too many times to count, so I guess my methods aren’t quite working out for me. I could never imagine why. I also don’t like being controlled or given much advice. I have big boy syndrome, and I can do it all by myself, so don’t expect too much.

I have self conscious issues, so I don’t ever see myself as a catch. I sort of blend in; I’m assuming, since people don’t really make eye contact with an expression of pleasure or interest. I can’t read body language or read minds.

I don’t have much to talk about other than war and politics. My favorite TV shows are documentaries. I don’t care for series shows, since I will miss half of them and lose my place. You will have to find someone else if you want to watch “Dancing With The Stars“.

I like guns, which I realize is a turn-off for some people. (Specifically one girlfriend I used to date.)

I can count my close friends on one hand or two hands for extended friendships. I don’t have much family in town except an elderly father and a young daughter.

I do my best to be a good role model to my daughter, but even she shuns me for being too cynical and negative sometimes. She has turned out pretty well with her mother doing most of the parenting. Oh, did I mention I’m divorced and a recovering alcoholic with major depression too?

I distrust most people I meet, because I am ever suspicious of being hurt, ridiculed, or taken advantage of. I tend to keep people from getting too close to my inner shell. When all efforts fail, I retreat further into myself and seek refuge in quiet and calm. I am jealous of people who appear to have their life together. I don’t feel like I fit in most of the time, so I shy away.

I love god but not the church since they ignored me in a great time of need when my dad almost died.

I have pretty much seen all that this life has to offer. I’ve traveled around the world when I was younger, so I don’t have much interest in seeing new things unless I am bored.

If you would be interested in any of these adventures please drop me a line! Thanks for stopping by to check out my profile.

Shag.

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